Stop the Draft Before the Draft Stops You!
On March 31, 2005, Bush has ordered the Selective Services to be fully staffed + operational, and capable of instituting a full-scale draft of all American dwellers -- both citizen and non-citizen, both black and white, male and female, young and older.
Every one, especially 'skilled' males aged 17 to 40 (yes Four-tee) are eligible. And this time there are vanishingly few deferments. In this Age of Pre-Emptive Warfare, we can't have enough canonfodder. You kill a desert *#$*$ today or be declared a terrorist tomorrow, ya hear boy?!
Seriously, you won't be able to get out of this if you are
a) in school
b) are a doctor (you'll be first to go!)
c) are a programmer (you'll be second)
d) have bad health (there's a video-controlled smart-bomb for you!)
e) are married
f) have a child
or even
g) are pregnant with a child.
WHAT?! Pregnant with a child?! Well, according to the legislation (i forget the name) a Senator asked this very question. Apparently the government will provide a nice state-run institution for your wee one.
So don't delay! Go to No Draft, No Way.org today!